Karakura in danger! worlds collide and new friends and enemies reveal themselves!

Talon somehow came across Lygia again. She thought about watching her inappropriately again, but decided against it, not feeling like starting a fight. The half-demon pulled out her katana, charged demonic energy into it, then swung it toward a hollow to see if her blade-beam-thingy would work on them.

Surprisingly given the previous success rate of her katana strikes, the blade beam actually DID kill the hollow in question, cutting it in half before it got sent to hell. "Hey, nice to see you again." Lygia says, not having been stared at by the male hollow.
*Elsewhere* Asteroth was falling in Ichigo's body, yelling "WHEEEEE." in his epic, almost emotionless voice, and when he landed a convenient cloud of smoke covered him as he congratulated the person who had coughed just before he landed, stating that he would grant that person three wishes, but after asked if it was true he yelled "NOOOOOOO!!" shattering glass all around him and making giant clawlike rips in two buildings and saying "IT WAS A LIE!! RUN SADO, RUN!!!" and flying after Yasutoro (I think that's the spelling) Sado (or Chad in the American version).
*With Ichigo* Ichigo was busy with slicing the shit out of hollows, cutting them all up good and making a large pile of hollow bodies before saying "LET IT BE KNOWN FROM HERE FORTH, I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN!" (Yes, he actually says that in the parody), letting out a blast of spirit energy that gave his friends (Orihime really) powers.
(I can't remember if Lygia knew Talon's name.)

(I assumed she told her at some point, at least during the time when she was with her.)
"Hi," Talon said to Lygia as she killed a few more hollows with another blade beam, pulling out her pistol and firing a demonically charged bullet at one of them, killing it instantly.

"Hey, why does that remind me of something?" Lygia says in refference to the blade based beam attack that Talon was using. she too was killing hollows with long ranged attacks, not having to go nutso on them because they were all male, and so none of them had even the slightest interest in her female body, but if they had, she would have made an arrow and begun stabbing the transgressor in the face with said arrow.

Talon shrugged, killing a couple more hollows with her pistols and blade beams, destroying the hollows quickly and easily as she randomly jumped toward Lygia, poking her before continuing the killing.

"Hey!" Lygia exclaimed, showing her wings and flying up out of reach before going back to firing arrows off rapidly and murdering massive quantities of Hollows, one of them she stabbed in the face with and arrow, to which it said "Great leaping titties!" being as it was female.
(I was serious when I said she would stab those who looked at her inappropriately in the face with an arrow.)

Talon killed more and more hollows with her demonically enchanted weapons, destroying them in a few shots as she kept firing wildly.

And then all of the hollows in that area were dead, but the cries of "GAY!" used by other hollows were still quite audible, so they could easily find more.
*Ichigo* Ichigo was slashing at hollows before killing the last of the main hollows in the immediate area and being informed of the menos by Asteroth, being told of how many points it would be worth if he killed it.
(I don't really know how many it would regularly be, but apparently the equivalent of of shooting down five helicopters, whatever that would be from wherever it was from. I really don't get that reference personally, but it is enough to skyrocket you to victory over anyone else pretty much. hard to damage though.)

Talon followed the cries of "GAY!", ready to shoot more hollows with a grin.

(They really do cry that, and sometimes music plays loudly.)
Ichigo rushed past Lygia and Talon, passing up the "Gay!" completely while running for the center of town.

"Huh. It's that orange-carrot-haired guy again," Talon said with a shrug, still walking toward the hollows.

"Don't you think it might, MAYBE, be a good idea to follow him?" Lygia asks, already preparing to do so. Ichigo was still just running.

Talon sighed. "But he's annoying..." she said, though was already ready to follow him because she figured it was going to happen anyway.

"Well whether you follow him or not is up to you, but I am. see you." Lygia says, then flies after Ichigo at max speed until she catches up to him, and then flies right behind him.

Talon ran after Lygia. She had no idea where else to go since she didn't know how to leave this place, so she just followed her and Ichigo. "Uhhh...Hi again," she said to him.

Ichigo raises one eyebrow and says "Hi." cautiously, mainly because he didn't see Talon, but instead sir Allan Sugar, but he had learned the last time that it wasn't good to scream at people, and that it probably was NOT actually sir Allan Sugar.
(I'm going to eat some carrot cake cupcake, see you when I get back up, it shouldn't be long.)

"Huh...He's acting differently from before," Talon said to herself, not realizing she actually said that out loud as she played with her pistols a little.

Thankfully Ichigo was not focused on Talon right then, and instead just focused on getting to the center of town before Uryu, who he had been fighting against symbolically through this contest.

Talon just kept following Ichigo, shooting at least one hollow along the way.

Ichigo, Talon, and Lygia ran for only another three minutes, but Uryu was already there and the menos was already climbing out of the giant sky vagina (Seriously, that's NOT my idea.) "Shit." Ichigo says. "Well this can NOT be good." Lygia adds.

"The hell is going on?" Talon asked, staring at the sky vagina, completely confused as she readied her pistols.

Uryu explained about the hollows, the gay, and how if they orgy they become a menos and the way ceros work here (not vizord ceros, so Ichigo is not orgasming the way hollows do, nor is his inner hollow gay), and shortly after saying the word cero, one gets fired off by the menos, which gets deflected by Ichigo. straight at Karakura town. "Oops." Ichigo says.
((technically it should have been him deflecting it up at the menos, but I need to give you a fair chance after all.))

"What." Talon said, being somehow even more confused by the explanation. She immediately fired at whatever looked like the evil one here, having no idea what to attack but being tired of all the explanations.

(Have you seen a menos grande anywhere? that's the one that looks evil currently, I'm contemplating having Ichigo use his second hollow mask (yes he has two through the series), and that one looks fucked up for the most part.)
Ichigo released his Zanpakuto and ran up to the menos, slashing at- and making a gash in- it's leg. both Uryu and Lygia fired off an arrow at the same time, but both just splatted against it's mask, not harming it at all. Uryu thought "My masculinity." while slumping to the ground, but Lygia did no such thing (He actually did that in the series, otherwise I wouldn't have said that).

Talon fired her pistols at the menos, charging her bullets with demonic energy. She had no idea if her pistols could harm it.